Dearest P,
Your attempt at subterfuge is duly noted. However, as the oldballandchain seems noticeably thinner and far more satisfied of late, I will assume the food angle is merely good cover. You do know you can trust me with your secrets, P. I can’t imagine telling anyone unless it would, in even small measure, forward my position in the community. And goodness knows that opportunity isn’t likely to arise soon enough.
Faithfully,
C.
