Lover, or Work-at-home Husband?

August 16th, 2012 : No Comments »

Text from Crystal to Phoebe
Got your charming note, but no donuts. Hope twins didn’t discover Midwestern approach to nutrition on their way? :0

Text from Phoebe to Crystal
Hm. Must be time for another little talk about evils of refined sugar.

Text from Crystal to Phoebe
Speaking of sweet things, noticed shadowy male figure in bathrobe thru window while dropping off box around 11 am. Could this be your lover? My lips are sealed, but you know how other neighbors will talk.

Text from Phoebe to Crystal
Did I mention Brad works from home?

Text from Crystal to Phoebe
That explains it. 🙂 Barely see George these days, as I’m usually asleep by time he gets in.

Text from Phoebe to Crystal
Have you tried instituting cocktail hour? My mother observed it w/o fail, and claims it encourages workaholic husbands to hurry home. Also makes the evening run smoother, even on days they can’t make. Just say the word, and I will ask Lata to mix up an extra Pisco Sour (or two).

Text from Crystal to Phoebe
Wasn’t sure what that was until I looked it up, but sounds just like what I might need.

Text from Crystal to Phoebe
Pisco = well worth the pump and dump. Thank you!

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