C,

Intrigued to hear all about your unfortunate expose in the waxing department, although nothing, surely can compare to the horror you and I faced that time in the spray tan salon, when confronted by the sight of our own nude, Agent Orange-streaked bodies in the mirror. How best to describe the view to an unsuspecting public…white woman in shower cap suddenly forced to confront the brutal reality of her physical decay….and discovers she has leprosy in the process? I can just see the Made for TV drama on Lifetime.  On the other hand, perhaps the less said about that sorry episode the better. Unlike you free-spirited Democrat types, we conservatives generally prefer not to air our dirty laundry in public (although as an ex-liberal, I may be forgiven for the occasional  lapse every now and then). Which brings me to another point. Could your lingerie-bashing husband be behind the recent Virginia bill to ban the display of underwear in public? I know he may be tired of viewing the same old undies on his wife day in, day out, but does he really need to go out and spoil the fun for everyone?

Faithfully,

P.