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		<title>Walk of Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Penelope</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, First it was T-shirts. Then it was miniskirts. Now, it seems, I have been forced to relinquish the last bastion of cool: tight jeans. More specifically: jeans so constricting, you need to renounce yoga and take up escape art just to wear them, since you will only have 3 minutes between wriggling them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crossing the Rubicon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, So sorry I haven&#8217;t been in contact of late. Rest assured, I haven&#8217;t disappeared in a puff of smoke. Rather, I have been busy fielding a number of emails and invitations from friends and family, wishing me Many Happy Returns on reaching my most recent &#8216;milestone&#8217; birthday. Quite why people have chosen to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Crossing the Rubicon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Darling P, It is, all age related issues aside, so wonderful to have you back in the Village.  Most unfortunate that you will no longer be among those of us who still cling tenaciously to the belief that our thirties will last forever.  But I do so enjoy having older friends like you and don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Club Med Anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 17:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[P, You must forgive my failure to attend to you in London last week, but short of tunneling under the sea, I was unable to remove myself from an escape called Club Med, tucked in a quite unassuming and cultish manner into the island of Guadeloupe.&#160; Can&#8217;t say you wouldn&#8217;t have enjoyed the barely legal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Club Med, Anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest C, No need to apologise for the lapse in communication over the past week or so.&#160; I know you and yours were busy sunning yourself in the Islands, prior to mailing out the ultimate eat-your-heart out family holiday card, to arrive on friends&#8217; doorstep just as they prepare to contemplate the joyless abyss that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Decaff skim latte and 110 pounds of Instant, please</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2005 15:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, Your recent comments about hubby stealing your personal stache of Guatemala&#8217;s finest has reminded me of a burgeoning problem I intended to bring to your attention &#8211; one that could some day require a few soul-searching decisions on our part. In case you haven&#8217;t been listening to the BBC World Service recently, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Decaff skim latte and 110 pounds of Instant, please</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2005 11:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[P, I must first advise that no adult in this house could get by with 110 pounds of anything. Which for me raises the all-important side issue: can you freeze dry bits of oneself prior to death?&#160; I&#8217;ve got a section of tummy left over from carrying four cherubs (it can&#8217;t possibly be caused by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forever Fifteen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 13:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, I&#8217;ve finally found the perfect moniker to describe our generation of women: Adult Teenagers. Wish I could say I came up with the expression myself, but alas, I happened to read it in a New York Times article today about the dreaded fashion emporium &#8216;Forever 21&#8242;.&#160; For some reason, the article&#8217;s author herself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Forever Fifteen</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/oldest-swingers-in-town/re-forever-fifteen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/oldest-swingers-in-town/re-forever-fifteen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oldest Swingers in Town]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[P, I&#8217;d like to say I immediately relate to your opining regarding our demographic, but most of what you claim for us relates, I firmly believe, more to the generation that came before &#8212; those narcissists born after the second World War who became hippies.&#160; Of course my parents were still nearly infants when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kicking some twentysomething ass!</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/oldest-swingers-in-town/kicking-some-twentysomething-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/oldest-swingers-in-town/kicking-some-twentysomething-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[P, I think it may still be possible to trounce the generation nipping at our heels, clamoring to be all that we haven&#8217;t become, and who generally look better while doing it.&#160; Don&#8217;t know from where the lithe young twenty-something specimens came, but today, at yoga, they all appeared to be pasty-faced smokers sent by [...]]]></description>
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