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		<title>RE: Walk of Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Darling P, I so thoroughly enjoy your predicament.  Although I never want to be  a friend to my children, I always secretly believed they adored the fact that I was slightly cooler than all those &#8220;other&#8221; women wearing, as I overheard one daughter tell it, pants near their belly buttons.    Who knew it was possible, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If a Tree Falls in the Village&#8230;&#8230;.Will Anyone Hear it Over the Sound of my Twins?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, So glad the twins came in useful being tethered to the endangered tree in your front yard and forced to sing (alright, yell) for their supper, until you finally took pity on them and took time out from your precious cocktail hour to bring them a plate of canapes. I could hear their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RE: If A Tree Falls in the Village&#8230;.Will Anyone Hear it Over the Sound of My Twins?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest P, I&#8217;m so glad not to have offended you with an honest dialogue about your treasured children who are, I assure you, no more challenging than my own darlings. I feel privileged to have a dear friend with whom such insights can be shared.  As is always too clear, in our little Village, it can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Game Hunting in the Little Leagues</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, As your youngest cherub&#39;s year of pre-school at the local Village Elementary draws to a close, I wonder if you have had the fortune to become acquainted with Socially Ambitious Mom, the woman who never ceases to glance over your shoulder to find someone better to talk to? Over the course of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RE: Big Game Hunting in the Little Leagues</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest P, I entirely sympathize with your plight but must take issue with your characterization&#0160;as I may, perhaps, fall firmly into the category of the mother you describe.&#0160; But not on behalf of my children.&#0160; Rather than&#0160;wasting ambition on my&#0160;young, I find myself attempting connections just for&#0160;me. Actually find it rather difficult to disparage those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama in the Hood</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest P, I&#39;m still trembling from my near miss with the President-Elect just last night.&#0160; Sadly, I wasn&#39;t included in that fab dinner invite just a few streets over where the leader of the free world rested his mighty haunches with one well-known conservative commentator (who, I might add was surely the same fuddy duddy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Obama in the Hood</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, Funny to think that the Annointed One was only a few blocks from our house last night, and yet my family and I were none the wiser. I&#39;d like to think it is because we were absorbed in loftier matters &#8211; a family game of Scrabble, say, or an impromptu sing-a-long around the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DC: Perfect Children or Deeply Flawed Parents?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest P, After your nearly constant need to &#34;touch base&#34; while we were both traveling for the holidays, I really thought we would have seen more of each other in the new year.&#0160; Perhaps you were a little concerned that my oldest cherub, who not only discovered vodka on New Years Eve, but foolishly thought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: DC: Perfect Children or Deeply Flawed Parents?</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/motherz-in-the-hood/re-dc-perfect-children-or-deeply-flawed-parents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest C, Sorry I&#39;ve been rather incommunicado this past week, but I&#39;ve been verrah, verrah busy since returning to DC from Florida. Doing what, I hear you ask? Suffice to say, it does not involve an affair (although the OBC has his suspicions); merely the merry round of thrice weekly bodily upkeep and attending to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Secrets Where the Sun Don&#8217;t Shine?</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/motherz-in-the-hood/secrets-where-the-sun-dont-shine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/motherz-in-the-hood/secrets-where-the-sun-dont-shine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, Seems our delightful friend, R, has a wild side, as I discovered to my surprise at lunch the other day. She asked to meet downtown after her &#39;appointment&#39;, which I assumed, judging by her discretion in the matter, involved some kind of cosmetic or elective surgical procedure. Naturally, I scanned her complexion for [...]]]></description>
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