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		<title>Walk of Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Penelope</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, First it was T-shirts. Then it was miniskirts. Now, it seems, I have been forced to relinquish the last bastion of cool: tight jeans. More specifically: jeans so constricting, you need to renounce yoga and take up escape art just to wear them, since you will only have 3 minutes between wriggling them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RE: Walk of Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Darling P, I so thoroughly enjoy your predicament.  Although I never want to be  a friend to my children, I always secretly believed they adored the fact that I was slightly cooler than all those &#8220;other&#8221; women wearing, as I overheard one daughter tell it, pants near their belly buttons.    Who knew it was possible, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breast Blossoms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[P, I&#39;ve made an amazing discovery that initially brought much delight but has ended in, well, sheer horror.&#0160; Are you familiar with Breast Blossoms, the delightful little flower-shaped silicone stick-ons that keep a woman from revealing unsightly nipplage?&#0160; Probably unheard of in California, but women in the East do still try and keep their&#0160;ta-tas from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pursuit of Beauty?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[P, Although my parenting philosophy may be somewhat narcissistic, I have taken another approach altogether with my beauty routine.&#160; Don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ve mentioned T., my Russian hairdresser (will save A., the tortuous waxer for another day).&#160; Although I desperately want her to believe I have a certain stylish cache, she spends most of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Pursuit of Beauty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, When it comes to the increasingly elusive pursuit of beauty, there is only one race I trust, and that&#8217;s the French. Only they seem to treat one with the requisite frostiness and condescension that suggests I need them far more than they need me.&#160; First, there is the silent but distinctly censorious glance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Compliments of the Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, So there I was, slipping on a swimsuit in the changing room of our favorite teeny-bopper store when I hear an ominous knock on the door. &#8216;We offer these for our customer&#8217;s convenience,&#8217;&#160; said the sales assistant, dangling a quaint little paper package over the doorframe. Imagine my blushes dear C, when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Compliments of the Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[P, I&#8217;ve now had the occasion to sample the undergarment about which you speak.&#160; I thought I had safely ensconsed myself in the only place where I may find peace in my kingdom-the backyard shed.&#160; Unfortunately hubby was in the mood for gardening and discovered, to his surprise, a fully naked wife (it all seemed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Call Me Ma&#8217;am</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/fashion/call-me-maam/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/fashion/call-me-maam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 15:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, Following last week&#8217;s reprimand from my six year old about the inappropriate nature of my clothing (see previous correspondence), I have resolved to turn over a new fashion leaf and dress in a manner more befitting my age and station in life. With this in mind, dear C, what better role model could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Call Me Ma&#8217;am</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/fashion/re-call-me-maam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 10:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest P, As my role model in all things fashionable, I am distressed by your new found love of, dare I say it, middle-age.&#160; Certainly, we may more than occasionally cross the line and enter what I like to call &#34;cringe&#34; territory, you know, the times when you see a woman of a certain age [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Trouble with Retail</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/fashion/the-trouble-with-retail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/fashion/the-trouble-with-retail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2005 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[P, I got it in my head to run over to Saks today in search of that one special item&#8211;the hot pink camisole, the beige (but not brown) belt or even the just right black shoes&#8211;which will make our anniversary weekend complete.&#160; Aside from the fact that it is evident husband has little to do [...]]]></description>
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