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	<description>Money, Marriage and Manners in Washington D.C.</description>
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		<title>Hell Hath No Fury Like a Pre-Teen Scorned</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-pre-teen-scorned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 23:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Penelope</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family Values]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boundaries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[choices]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, Remember how I was just telling you over tea this afternoon that my new philosophy in life is to only make choices that make my life LESS hellish, not more? It all so seemed simple, didn&#8217;t it? When weighing up two competing options, one of which would result in disappointment or inconvenience to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walk of Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Penelope</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A La Mode]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Oldest Swingers in Town]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, First it was T-shirts. Then it was miniskirts. Now, it seems, I have been forced to relinquish the last bastion of cool: tight jeans. More specifically: jeans so constricting, you need to renounce yoga and take up escape art just to wear them, since you will only have 3 minutes between wriggling them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RE: Walk of Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Motherz in the Hood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[belly-dancing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Darling P, I so thoroughly enjoy your predicament.  Although I never want to be  a friend to my children, I always secretly believed they adored the fact that I was slightly cooler than all those &#8220;other&#8221; women wearing, as I overheard one daughter tell it, pants near their belly buttons.    Who knew it was possible, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Chubby Love</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-chubby-love/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-chubby-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Penelope</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A La Mode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Domestic Bliss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food and Drink]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weighty Matters]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, My mother and the Queen both send their regards from Blighty, where they are no doubt enjoying a cup of tea and a dry biscuit even as I write. Suffice to say, while she certainly seemed to enjoy her trip to the land of the giant chocolate chip cookie, I am sure my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Post-Coital Disappointment</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-post-coital-disappointment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-post-coital-disappointment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, At first, I thought you were writing to me about an entirely different subject matter, but I am glad to hear that hubby at least pays attention long enough to meet your needs during the act itself. My problem is the opposite. I find it increasingly hard, if not impossible, to pay any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Breast Blossoms</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-breast-blossoms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, For a moment there, I thought you were referring to your eldest daughter&#39;s increasingly obvious stage of development, but I see now that capitalism has come up with yet one more way for a woman to feel like she should be able to mimic her own daughter&#39;s body well into her dotage. As [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jamaica Me Crazy</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/jamaica-me-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/jamaica-me-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest P, I know this Christmas journey was my idea.&#0160; Or rather hubby&#39;s grand plan, which I supported in the interests of avoiding the holiday at home.&#0160; Escape all that fa la la la la nonsense and such.&#0160; But here we are, back at the lovely resort we visited in March and I feel much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lice for the Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/lice-for-the-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/lice-for-the-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest P, Think I&#39;ve just uncovered the newest and best form of discipline for my cherubs: nightly butt inspections.&#0160; Since our best girl in the &#39;hood announced she may have exposed our precious ones to pinworms, I did some web research on the matter.&#0160; Discovered the most effective&#0160;way to uncover the little bastards is surprise [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Lice for the Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-lice-for-the-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-lice-for-the-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear C, Must confess, I was more than a little alarmed to read that you had a case of ass lice running rampant through the family, until I realized you were talking about worms, and not something more sinister. Not that the two conditions are so dissimilar, I suppose, in the degree and location of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Forsaking All Others, Except</title>
		<link>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-forsaking-all-others-except/</link>
		<comments>http://www.desperateindc.com/dc/re-forsaking-all-others-except/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 12:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh C, Surely you know me better than to believe I carry lust in my heart for only one man?&#160; Now I don&#8217;t mean to boast, but as someone who perfected the art of the overlap in a previous dating life, and whose current spouse did the same, let me state for the record that [...]]]></description>
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